On 22nd September, Zoë and I will undertake a ceremony that will result in us both receiving marital status, to each other. We will no doubt revile even the strongest-stomached of you with this ultimate display of public affection, and for this we can only apologise.
In order to offset this we will be throwing a party, which will involve conversing, music, dancing, extraordinary amounts of food and beverages.
Come along to share the experience and indulge in the most expensive party we'll ever throw. All the details you need to know are on this page.
Ollie says please let us know if you can make it
We're going to have a casual ceremony followed by a celebration at the Oak Grove. You'll be expected to participate in some drinking, eating, gaming and dancing. We should mention here that the Oak Grove is a field, a very beautiful field, so make sure those dancing shoes are flat and waterproof.
13:00 – 13:30
The Oak Grove,
Twinney Wharf, Susans Ln,
Upchurch, ME9 7HA
14:00 – 14:30
15:00 - 18.00
Bubbles, nibbles and garden games
18:00 - 19.00
There'll be a few street food vans serving our favourite foods for an informal dinner.
Just help yourself and grab a seat.
19:00 - 23.00
Please make sure to vomit in the designated areas
Please book your taxi's for 23:15, show's over.
Accommodation & travel
It's a bit out in the sticks for us Londoners, so here's some details of where to stay and how to get around.
Local B&Bs & hotels
Irwin Grange Bed & Breakfast (best website ever)
Ship & Trades
Gillingham Business Park
Chatham/Gillingham Victory Pier
Let's go green cabs
Rainham Cab Co
Trains from London go to either Rainham or Newington
Your presence on our big day is gift enough for us.
But if you feel you'd like to give us a gift, we'd love a contribution towards our honeymoon.